February 2011
This guy I’ve been talking to thinks I’m mad at him so he casually texts me “U mad?” and I automatically take it as an insult before I remember that it’s a legitimate question.. freakin tumblr trolls messing up my vocabulary.
Whaaaaaat??
Shelby is actually involving herself in Tumblr?? Instead of just having a picture of herself and a nice pair of heels on her tumblr for 6 months :P lol
srinithitata:
If you wanna burn yourself, remember, I love you.
If you wanna cut yourself, remember, I love you.
If you wanna kill yourself, remember, I love you.
So call me up before you’re dead, we can make some plans instead.
Send me an IM I’ll be your friend.
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
January 2011
When you try to laugh and still look good...
Expectation:
Reality:
“I don’t want to waste my time. To be honest, I don’t want to pursue anyone at...”
– Leighton Meester (Seventeen Magazine, Feb. 2011)
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
“Sometimes the things you want the most don’t happen and what you least expect...”
– Love and Other Drugs (via daphneemarie)
When my crush says my name.
omgitsliz:
Outside:
Inside my head:
This happened to me tonight :D omg i can’t believe i have a crush.. i feel like i’m in middle school again, but fuckit lol
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
vanderpander:
zupshai:
deathdoideemmyfriend:
insert-awesome-username-here:
katiefuckingdrew:
rain-fallsdown:
adantoremember:
walksal0n3:
Reblog to see hidden message
AHAHAHHAH love the message
lolololol
hahaha
How does it know?
That’s weird.
LOL
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw every bodies face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
Tampons take over your purse
The positives
You‘re not pregnant
When porn blogs follow you.
turquoisekush:
“Oh let me just see who followed- oh sweet jesus”
This just happened to me today!! D:
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YOU'RE SINGLE?!
HOLD UP!
secret language of girls →
yoyizzle:
flippy hair = automatically hot
hey can we talk for a sec? = i’m confronting you about something
and i was like… = i said
period at the end of sentences = i’m pissed at you
haha it’s fine = i’m too mature to keep bitching about it but i will never forgive you for this
uh okay = what the f●●k did you just say to me ?!
wait what = i know what you said but i’m giving you a...
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I don't want to go to school tomorrow. I wanna...
Been there done that
That awkward moment when you say that awkward...
Obliviate: I really hate that you’ve gotten to me... →
undesirabledesires:
I really hate that you’ve gotten to me like this. Here I am lying in bed at 5:09am without any hope of sleep anytime soon. You’ve done worse than getting under my skin. You’ve gone deep down to my bones. I won’t ever be able to forget you, even if it’s the thing I want most. Tonight should’ve…
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That awkward moment when you're laying in bed on...
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